Monthly Archives: August 2010

Nyatingli

If I were an animal, I’d be a Lion. A real lion; I’m talking about a real king-of-the-jungle Lion that eats up Morans on a whim and has their tyre sandals for dessert. Not the emasculated lions they lock up … Continue reading

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June 18th……Part two

So there we were; three and a half men, two bottles of liquor and no venue to complete the hat-trick. Sang suggested the officers mess, Miringo shot it down for some reason. Sang said he knew a place opposite that … Continue reading

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Playing God

I know a guy called Lexy. Lexy is a very girly name if you ask me. But Lexy is not girly, he is a Pirate. This obviously brings to mind Somalia, the high seas, oil tankers, AK-47s, hostages, miraa and … Continue reading

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Hallo?

I have a confession to make; I am a hypocrite. Calm down now, it’s not such a bad thing. Being a hypocrite is not my day job. It’s just one of my bad habits. The truth is, you are a … Continue reading

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Twende Base

Bosch is a big ass company. Wikipedia says it’s located everywhere and makes everything. That would be with the exception of the groceries at Tuskys and Nakumatt. Yes, even the ones from Mama Mboga’s Kiosk. That’s because groceries are grown … Continue reading

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It’s a coup! Where were you on August 7 1998?

August 7th 1998 was a bad day. A  tragic day. Somehow that is still an understatement. It was a nightmare from which some people never woke up. Not because they died but because their loved ones did. In a bang, … Continue reading

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Here is to Kenya 2.0(and some scenes that we may see)

In case you were in Tora Bora paying homage to Osama Laden,I have some news for you, We the people of Kenya  decided to get a new constitution. Never mind the fact that most of us don’t know what it … Continue reading

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